{"id":2459,"date":"2016-07-16T15:38:14","date_gmt":"2016-07-16T15:38:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2459"},"modified":"2016-07-16T15:46:28","modified_gmt":"2016-07-16T15:46:28","slug":"ordinary-spies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/07\/16\/ordinary-spies\/","title":{"rendered":"Ordinary Spies"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Taking Tea at Torcross <\/b><\/p>\n<p>On an English afternoon Beatrice and Edward were taking tea at an outdoor caf\u00e9 in the coastal village of Torcross<\/p>\n<p>The day was cool with an easterly breeze<\/p>\n<p>On the deep horizon two schooners were passing<\/p>\n<p>Out of Estonia<\/p>\n<p>Edwards was watching them through his binoculars<\/p>\n<p>Beatrice was writing in a red notebook<\/p>\n<p><i>Those schooners are bound for the Azores you know <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I think not <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Why?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Because they have just travelled from the Azores <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Then why are they travelling in a westerly direction? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>All schooners travel in a westerly direction it is the first rule of the sea <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I cannot say I agree with that<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>\u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>The Polish Projectionist<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Invited me into the projection room at his cinema<\/p>\n<p>I inspected the equipment<\/p>\n<p>And noted that it was in fine working order<\/p>\n<p>The projectionist invited me to meet his family<\/p>\n<p>It was only when we were driving through the cornfields near his home that I discovered that I had left my sandals at the cinema<\/p>\n<p>We returned to Tallinn where I retrieved my footwear<\/p>\n<p>Later in the afternoon I met his family<\/p>\n<p>He had a son and two daughters<\/p>\n<p>One of his daughters was only three inches high<\/p>\n<p>Although she had obviously reached maturity<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b>The Wonders of the Machine <\/b><\/p>\n<p>Yellow lichens<\/p>\n<p>Turning orange<\/p>\n<p>Denote maturity<\/p>\n<p>Henry informed me of this fact<\/p>\n<p>As we travelled towards Tallinn<\/p>\n<p>In his speedboat<\/p>\n<p>He was wearing white jeans and a pale blue shirt<\/p>\n<p>Marie was sunbathing next to me<\/p>\n<p>She was reading a book<\/p>\n<p>It was called<\/p>\n<p>The Wonders of the Machine<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><b><i>\u00a0<\/i><\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Taking Tea at Torcross On an English afternoon Beatrice and Edward were taking tea at an outdoor caf\u00e9 in the coastal village of Torcross The day was cool with an easterly breeze On the deep horizon two schooners were passing Out of Estonia Edwards was watching them through his binoculars Beatrice was writing in a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}