Come in Claude <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Come swim with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cannot swim <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes I am terrified of water <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A grown man like you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sadly yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is there anything else you are scared of <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Heights <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hate heights <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So you do not fly then <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am not a bird <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Help me into the boat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are going to pull me in <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will not scare you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even though you said I had a fat arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I said that your costume is unflattering<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It makes your arse look big <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is all<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have an Anglo-Saxon arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They tend to come in larger sizes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pass the towel Claude <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The water is cold although summer has arrived <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It takes it a while for it to warm up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you like to come to New York with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
New York <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes in September <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You will have to fly <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Over oceans and mountains<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you fancy that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would like to go to New York with you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then do not be a wimp <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you scared of anything Marie Samn <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Spiders mice all the normal things <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are shivering <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am okay as the sun is strong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Please take my sweater <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will make it wet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have other sweaters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thank you Claude <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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