{"id":24637,"date":"2025-02-18T16:47:19","date_gmt":"2025-02-18T16:47:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=24637"},"modified":"2025-02-18T16:47:19","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T16:47:19","slug":"winter-erotic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/18\/winter-erotic\/","title":{"rendered":"Winter Erotic"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have a rather scatty flatmate&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Her name is Winter Erotic&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is the type of person&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who makes coffee&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And forgets to drink it&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Last Tuesday I returned from work&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And found her in the bathroom&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Washing her hair over the sink&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dressed only in my track bottoms&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She apologised for her state of undress&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And said it would&nbsp;not happen again&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which confused me&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I would have been more pissed off&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If she had been wearing my jeans&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have a rather scatty flatmate&nbsp; Her name is Winter Erotic&nbsp; She is the type of person&nbsp; Who makes coffee&nbsp; And forgets to drink it&nbsp; Last Tuesday I returned from work&nbsp; And found her in the bathroom&nbsp; Washing her hair over the sink&nbsp; Dressed only in my track bottoms&nbsp; She apologised for her state of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24637"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24638,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24637\/revisions\/24638"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}