Have you always been a mad girl Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ewe should know Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Come again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cora are you finished in the bathroom <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Five minutes I am still in afterglow street <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do stop at the lights and look out for cyclists <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have not answered my question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you always been a mad girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I was quite normal for many years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then I came home early one day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I had hurt myself playing netball <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And found mummy fucking Bishop Baker <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The same Bishop Baker who supports slavery <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He does not support slavery <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He just thinks that the church should give them lots of money <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they are tad pissed off with us <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like Hell they are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They do not give a fuck for their ancestors <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was all about money then and money now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It would not help their silly little countries<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They would waste it all on fast cars and blond bimbo whores <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You were saying <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well I came home a little worse for wear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Expecting sympathy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And found mummy riding Bishop Baker like a horse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were they naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mummy was dressed as a nun <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was the bishop wearing his dog collar <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anything else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did ewe do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I panicked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My beautiful mother was fucking Daddy’s boss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I rushed away in tears <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And fell head first down the stairs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it fatal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I traumatised something in my head <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I woke up in our private hospital <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I found a lovely Bible next to my bed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was a gift from Bishop Baker and mummy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did ewe read it Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes it was the usual Mills & Boon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nice Jewish lad who goes around doing good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pisses off some Italians who kill him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that when you went mad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I tried to blackmail Bishop Baker <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you successful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No as he threatened to take down mummy with him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I kept my mouth shut but ensured that daddy was promoted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I also told the bishop that he would stop all this slavery nonsense full stop <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did he <\/p>\n\n\n\n
More or less <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He visited Africa a few times just to keep up appearances <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But gradually faded from view unlike the current crew <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are so misguided <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They miss something so important <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happened to Bishop Baker <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He died of some jungle disease the year before daddy drowned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You mother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She never spoke about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Guilt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was she the creator of Mad Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie was the creator of Mad Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A silly question but was Joe aware of all this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sephine I love you so much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Silly innocent Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I need to know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I need to know what goes on in his head <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Somebody has to <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes Joe knows all the gory details <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it hard telling him Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe knows everything as he wrote this fiction <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I am not real <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neither am I <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So you are saying that all the orgasms <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You gave me were fictional<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I suppose they were<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about Joe is he fictional <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Only God knows that answer <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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