Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You seem to have a great number of friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are on my payroll Julie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One of them was in trouble recently <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really which one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Martha<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What was her crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She sent a photo of the CEO who was assassinated recently <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To her local councillor <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was planning to close a WW2 footbridge over a nearby stream <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is not a crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would have been a lot more persuasive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It seems that the chap who designed the bridge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Had been accused of having fascist sympathies<\/p>\n\n\n\n
A great number of people had fascist sympathies eighty years ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The maggot of a councillor who liked to see himself as left wing firebrand<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did not think it was a good thing to have in the town <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He tried to blame the flooded meadows <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But Martha saw through him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She tried to be polite and use the democratic process <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But was was ignored <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So she thought that direct action was required <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hence the death threat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The cops have little else to do so she is in trouble <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That and wearing the Free Luigi tee shirt around town<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Martha has always had style <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To make things worse this chap is also a faggot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And has accused Martha of a hate crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is a hate crime <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not liking men in power <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who think that anal intercourse is not a sin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think it is a sin <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And how it spreads unwanted diseases <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have many friends Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some are lets say not university educated <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They can be a bit rough <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would you have a word with them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And ask them to visit the councillor <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To point out the error of his ways <\/p>\n\n\n\n
An offer that it cannot refuse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will send Rag and Bob Tail <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The faggot councillor will drop the whole thing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can promise ewe that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Martha was just researching something for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am writing a book about buttercups <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But ewe are a poet Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poets write books about buttercups <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The bridge will be saved <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Life will return to normal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The cops will carry on copping <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are a good man Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a piece of shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I do have a good side <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will,also have a gentle chat with your sister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is not the first time Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nor will it be the last <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Martha is just Martha <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She is disgustingly intelligent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But is still in my view <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Child of the Fields <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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