Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did ewe hear the news<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You gave been awarded a knighthood <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did they bother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of your services to poetry<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are taking the piss <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know I am <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not scare me like that again Marrianne Marr <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am the last person <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who would be awarded a knighthood <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A dreaming pyle of K9 vomit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Would deserve the honor ahead of me<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do you say that Sir Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I do not suck cocks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or take it up the arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I never have <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Taken it up the arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you sucked cock Marrianne Marr <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Many times <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you think I became a female CEO <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Maybe it was your talent <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or your looks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like fuck it was <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was because I was attractive and talented <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That those filthy faggots wanted to humiliate me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Has it scarred you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not really as these extreme images <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are only in place for dramatic effect <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So you are as pure as a Daz advert <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe do you wear Josie’s underwear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You should do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie does not wear underwear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do not know what you are missing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Most senior people in government wear womens underwear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Perfumed and unwashed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a female CEO <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have no desire to wear Josie’s panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe if I was actually telling you the truth and you have been awarded a night wood <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you feel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Insulted<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because there are those who would be jealous <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They would think that I was part of the establishment <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A disease ridden faggot who dresses in womens clothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I might become the Poet Laureate and have to write loyal poems <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For those chinless inbreds who wear nice clothes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How horrible <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is not a very amusing Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is really more satirical <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think it works <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Curates Egg <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It works in parts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do come across as a bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are supposed to be nice to those who are mentally ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Socialists <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes even Socialists <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fancy a coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My treat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck Off <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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