{"id":24685,"date":"2025-02-18T19:04:46","date_gmt":"2025-02-18T19:04:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=24685"},"modified":"2025-02-18T19:04:46","modified_gmt":"2025-02-18T19:04:46","slug":"volcano","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/18\/volcano\/","title":{"rendered":"Volcano"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I saw a volcano on the way to work today&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Between David Greig and Timothy White&#8217;s&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was in eruption and the lava was active&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This struck me odd as this volcano was extinct&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My boyfriend is an artist who works with evaporated milk&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I collect wooden elephants without tusks&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We live&nbsp;above the Violet Cube public house&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I smile as I have a face that smiles frequently&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This helps me as I wish to be a famous ballerina&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Volcanoes are not known to smile that often&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although they do appreciate&nbsp;satirical&nbsp;humour&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Both the forty seven and forty nine buses were cancelled today&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As two out the six bus shelters were flooded up the line<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I saw a volcano on the way to work today&nbsp; Between David Greig and Timothy White&#8217;s&nbsp; It was in eruption and the lava was active&nbsp; This struck me odd as this volcano was extinct&nbsp; My boyfriend is an artist who works with evaporated milk&nbsp; I collect wooden elephants without tusks&nbsp; We live&nbsp;above the Violet Cube [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24685","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24685","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24685"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24685\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24686,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24685\/revisions\/24686"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24685"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24685"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24685"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}