Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry I was in the shower <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have seen it all before <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No not that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you read today’s newspaper <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I read my newspapers online <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I will drive a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Swallowed a joke book again sis <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is your joke book bro <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you think of the Pope <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He is a decent chap <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I also have a lot of time for Catholicism<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you notice the photograph of him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meeting the red setter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did you think of this meeting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He probably wondered who the fuck she was <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Anything else <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly he wondered whether she used hair dye <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or was it collar and cuffs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You really do not like her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not like any of them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are all hypocrites <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Power corrupts Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sephine I did not hear you return <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A small correction <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Power would not corrupt Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was suggested to me a few years ago that I might enter politics <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who said that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Dougie Grahame <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I told him that I was too honest <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As Sephine noted power corrupts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you ever met a politician who has not been corrupted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The alarming thing is that they are basically really quite stupid <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why I detest socialism <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe where are the sisters <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Cora is showing Elena the sights <\/p>\n\n\n\n
London although it is terribly false is great fun <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe it is your turn to be the bitch today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Violet Coffee Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What a lovely name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is another thing I did not know about ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ignore him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Violet Coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes please <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What does it taste like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Violet Coffee <\/p>\n\n\n\n
May I have tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You know where the kitchen is <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ignore him when he plays useless Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is all an act <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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