Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Penny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Some of the time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you think of the clotheshorse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was wrong in every way <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The coat was wrong <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You do not wear a bulky coat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No matter how nice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If you are middle aged <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And slamming on the weight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about the shoes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What about the fucking shoes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do not think that they suited her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree as she just looked ridiculous <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I earned a hundred grand a year <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would make a greater fist of it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You cannot make it up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Many years ago I used to work <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With a woman like her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was hated by everyone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even my lovely father disliked her<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And he was a man of the cloth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I love and adore women <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But when they are given power <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They cannot cope with it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Their femininity if it was ever there <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is the first casualty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is why women do not start wars <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they are too busy gossiping and slagging each other off<\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is a very negative view of us gurls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And do not get me started on the fist fucking <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are so fucking basic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But ewe speak with a wise tongue <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Penny <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you noticed that a new movie about Hiroshima <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will take its bow next year<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is directed by the chap who made the Titanic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is it called <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Last Train from Hiroshima <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought I would tell you as you like trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The title turns me off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is almost obscene <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You did not like the Titanic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I thought that it was a load of shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The new Hiroshima movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I believe with be the same <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You once told me that I should <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I can find it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Catch another movie about Hiroshima <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What was that movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hiroshima mon amour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It will change your perspective <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I hear that you will be in France next week <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am attending a literary festival <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As believe it or not <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are some who like my work <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How much do ewe pay them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
2 much <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where will ewe be Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In Nevers and Autun <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nevers and Autun<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think about it Pen <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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