{"id":24911,"date":"2025-02-24T18:46:57","date_gmt":"2025-02-24T18:46:57","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=24911"},"modified":"2025-02-24T19:07:41","modified_gmt":"2025-02-24T19:07:41","slug":"fiona-fell","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/02\/24\/fiona-fell\/","title":{"rendered":"Fiona Fell"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have been with my girlfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For six long and happy years <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yet in all that time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have never seen her fully naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The odd nipple but little else <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This frustrates me a great deal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I have become obsessed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With her beautiful bottom <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> It is neither small nor large <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fiona&#8217;s bum is just perfect <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I often see her walking in her jeans <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is a mesmerising and happy experience <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of late I have tried to watch her in the shower <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But without success which is disappointing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As whenever I try to look at her in the cubicle <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A wet mist forms and obstructs my view <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is no explanation for this phenomena <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although passing butterflies often tell me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I am creating my own obstructions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I have been with my girlfriend For six long and happy years Yet in all that time I have never seen her fully naked The odd nipple but little else This frustrates me a great deal And I have become obsessed With her beautiful bottom It is neither small nor large Fiona&#8217;s bum is just [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-24911","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24911","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=24911"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24911\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":24917,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/24911\/revisions\/24917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=24911"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=24911"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=24911"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}