Joe how are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Good mate <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you seen The Brutalist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A few months ago yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you like it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was the best film since The Godfather <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was that good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Have you seen it Viola <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not yet but you know the reason why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I heard that you had found a job <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In HMV in Canterbury <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am so pleased for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The manager is hot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All the better <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I know that I will leave him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never found romance<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I will never find love<\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is the job like <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So so pretty boring if you want to know the truth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But there are funny moments <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Example <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When you watched The Brutalist was there an intermission <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes it was built into the movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was so unexpected <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That said the movie was so unexpected <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The movie has just come out on DVD and Blue Ray <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We sold out on the first day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Every fucking architect in Canterbury wanted a slice of the action <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think I know what you are going to tell me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then you would be right <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was just about to close when this prick came in and demanded his money back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His name was Malcolm Spencer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I asked him if his DVD was faulty <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then why was he troubling a tired time traveller who is going to be unlucky in love once again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Five minutes before closing time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No fucking intermission <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There was no fucking intermission <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There was an intermission when the film was shown in cinemas <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I could not believe my ears <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Of course there was an intermission in cinemas <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A comfort break <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Time for a piss or to get some jelly beans <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Common sense <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why the fuck would you need an intermission <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the DVD in the comfort of your own home <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Use the fucking pause button <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But he would not have it and demanded a DVD with an intermission <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I left Gill in charge whilst I popped out the back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I searched high and low <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But no intermissions were to be found <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Posters promotional literature buttered toast but no intermissions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I told Mr Malcolm Spencer the bad news <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He demanded his money back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And told me that he was going to write a bad review online <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was then that I saw my opportunity <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was nice nice Viola and found some more details about him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A quickening was imminent and I would again lose love <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was not happy about that as hot managers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not grow on trees especially in Canterbury <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My plan was to travel back twenty-eight years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And make friends with Malcolm’s soon to be mum <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was an unmarried mother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who was considering a termination <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You bitch Viola but I admire you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Never would this pain in the butt trouble good people <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just by existing and riding a bike <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Future branches of HMV would be left totally alone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Viola what happened to the missing intermissions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Intermissions do not just disappear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was selling them on the quiet as I had picked up a regrettable habit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Time travellers and H do not mix <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poor Viola <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It all ended in tears as my love was sacked<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of these missing intermissions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I still cry whilst I am time travelling <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Poor Viola<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I cried at the end of The Brutalist <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What possessed you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is so unlike hyper masculine you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Blackmail is a possibility <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not worry about that Tiny Tears <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will not tell your readers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Promise <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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