{"id":25037,"date":"2025-03-02T10:33:24","date_gmt":"2025-03-02T10:33:24","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25037"},"modified":"2025-03-02T10:44:56","modified_gmt":"2025-03-02T10:44:56","slug":"diane","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/02\/diane\/","title":{"rendered":"Diane"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I own a dog that is much loved <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is just a nice dog <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I frequently receive requests <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To pet or stroke Diane <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which confuses me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As my wife is named Diane <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Embarrassing incidents aside <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Diane is a loyal companion <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We walk for miles in deep conversation <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Even her shit smells of violets <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I often sell her doggy bags <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To locals  and  tourists as souvenirs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ours is a happy life and Diane also cooks<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I own a dog that is much loved It is just a nice dog And I frequently receive requests To pet or stroke Diane Which confuses me As my wife is named Diane Embarrassing incidents aside Diane is a loyal companion We walk for miles in deep conversation Even her shit smells of violets And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25037","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25037","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25037"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25037\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25040,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25037\/revisions\/25040"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25037"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25037"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25037"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}