{"id":25104,"date":"2025-03-06T05:26:52","date_gmt":"2025-03-06T05:26:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25104"},"modified":"2025-03-06T05:40:02","modified_gmt":"2025-03-06T05:40:02","slug":"nepo-baby-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/06\/nepo-baby-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Nepo Baby"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nepo how are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have a bloody toe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have you dropped a shopping bag <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In your foot again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yep <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shit happens <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are looking very beautiful today<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tell me a joke Nepo<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I work in a toy shop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I never see any pregnant Barbie dolls <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why is that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because Ken comes in a box <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Tell me another <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How much does a rainbow weigh <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Dunno<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing as they are pretty light <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do they call you Nepo Baby <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nepo Baby <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because my parents are very rich <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I want for nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you not feel guilty about that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Not in the least <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As there are the masters and the slaves <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Without masters <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There would be no jobs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have a very Christian attitude Nepo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I would like to think that I am a Christian <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Would you like to start a crusade <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That sounds a fun idea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Outside <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blue is Blue <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sharp at nine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will be there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Bring some tea <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Sugar <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nepo how are you I have a bloody toe Have you dropped a shopping bag In your foot again Yep Shit happens You are looking very beautiful today I know Tell me a joke Nepo I work in a toy shop But I never see any pregnant Barbie dolls Why is that Because Ken comes [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25104"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25111,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25104\/revisions\/25111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}