My name is Lolita <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But people call me Lola<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which I prefer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I broke my ankle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two weeks ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When I fell off my bicycle <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My partner <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Threw it into the river<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her name is Vera <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But she prefers to be called Violet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I am confined at present <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am playing computer games <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My favourite game <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is thugsonboard <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which is a vigilante game <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am on a train <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In the suburbs on a city <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When a couple of illegal niggers <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Come into my carriage <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am a beautiful girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Half French Half English <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Educated in Japan <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I speak four languages <\/p>\n\n\n\n
These monkeys make suggestive remarks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In my my direction <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am either going to be raped mugged or even mudered <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(the game gives you a choice) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I choose to be mugged <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As they stand over me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I accuse them of fucking their mothers up the arse<\/p>\n\n\n\n
(the game pauses) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Choose your weapon Lola <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A Magnum like in the movies <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I open my Hermes bag <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Looking for my purse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I then shoot the nigger between his eyes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The top of his head is blown clean off <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(thank you Clint) <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The other nigger is running between the seats <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My next shot blows him off of his feet <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think I have severed his spine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My lucky number is four <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So I shoot them once again <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can hear sirens <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The pigs are near <\/p>\n\n\n\n
End of Game <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Lolita feels better <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Vera is sitting on my lap <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I am very excited <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fancy a swim Vera Pearl <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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