Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Audrey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Comment vas-tu<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am good \n\nYour photograph was amazing \n\nThank you \n\nWhy do French women have such a great sense of style \n\nAm I qualified to answer that question \n\nVery much \n\nYou are French \n\nYou have beautiful girls in England \n\nYes but they are very few \n\nEven if an English girl is beautiful \n\nThen her dress sense leaves a lot to be desired \n\nAs Satre once said \n\nI was on the Metro and it was full of beautiful women \n\nIt was like being between the pages of Vogue \n\nLater that month I was on the underground in London \n\nAnd it was like being between the pages of Farmers Weekly \n\nI think he was on to something there \n\nDo you have any tips Audrey as I am often asked\n\nFor what they are worth he are some \n\nSome are mine but others are not \n\nThe first thing is that you have to be beautiful \n\nNot all women are beautiful as you well know \n\nFrench women are very feminine (even the dark dogs)\n\nThis femininity is very important \n\nWithout it you are lost \n\nJosephine is very feminine and beautiful \n\nA cool ingenue if they actually exist \n\nI have not met Sephine is she as lovely as you say \n\nVery much she is different to Josie but just as beautiful\n\nYou are a lucky man Joe \n\nWe stray but here are my tips \n\nDo not wear a bra\n\nThey are so mechanical <\/pre>\n\n\n\nA white cotton tee shirt or a loose shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A simple blazer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Skinny jeans<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But do not wear these if you have a fat arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Elegant boots <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Consider grunge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Pretend to smoke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Use the cigarette as an accessory <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As it is vulgar for a beautiful woman to smoke <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that you say kissing an ashtray in English <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wine but leave the glass unfinished<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is more seductive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the grape is more mysterious <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As Coco Chanel used to say <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Keep it simple <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Thank you Audrey <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will use it in my crusade <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As without beauty the world is nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I look forward to seeing you in June <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We split up a few months ago <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am sad to hear that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My current partner is Henry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that you will like him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sephine is looking forward to meeting you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You say that she is as golden as a cornfield <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are many cornfields in France <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Perhaps we will all visit one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Till then x<\/p>\n\n\n\n
x Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
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