{"id":25269,"date":"2025-03-13T14:29:41","date_gmt":"2025-03-13T14:29:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25269"},"modified":"2025-03-13T14:47:39","modified_gmt":"2025-03-13T14:47:39","slug":"aubrey-has-soup","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/13\/aubrey-has-soup\/","title":{"rendered":"Aubrey Has Soup"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As part of the mission <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To build me up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After my recent virus<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joan prepared <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A cheese toasty for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As well as a dish <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of scalding<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Vegetable soup<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was whilst <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was enjoying the meal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I noted a Hollow Pasta Tube  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What seemed at first <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To be a mundane discovery <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Soon turned into something else <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As it became apparent <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I was staring into <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A Blue Infinity  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Through this<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> Mystical Pasta Tube <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As part of the mission To build me up After my recent virus Joan prepared A cheese toasty for me As well as a dish Of scalding Vegetable soup It was whilst I was enjoying the meal That I noted a Hollow Pasta Tube What seemed at first To be a mundane discovery Soon turned [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25269","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25269","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25269"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25269\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25280,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25269\/revisions\/25280"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25269"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25269"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25269"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}