{"id":25293,"date":"2025-03-14T12:20:19","date_gmt":"2025-03-14T12:20:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25293"},"modified":"2025-03-14T12:20:19","modified_gmt":"2025-03-14T12:20:19","slug":"rapunzel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/14\/rapunzel\/","title":{"rendered":"Rapunzel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why do you have a scar<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just above your wrong eye<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was at about the time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That I was in a relationship <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With Rapunzel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did she close her legs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Worse than that my friend <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She cut her hair<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And forgot to tell me <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe Why do you have a scar Just above your wrong eye It was at about the time That I was in a relationship With Rapunzel Did she close her legs Worse than that my friend She cut her hair And forgot to tell me<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25293","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25293","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25293"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25293\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25294,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25293\/revisions\/25294"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25293"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25293"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25293"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}