I went on a naturist holiday <\/p>\n\n\n\n
With Burnt Norton <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was her first time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did she think of it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To be truthful she was a little shy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As she thinks she is fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she fat <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did she relax after a while <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes as everybody else was naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nobody really gives a shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On the first Saturday there<\/p>\n\n\n\n
We watched the FA Cup Final together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which for some reason relaxed her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She loves football <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But had never <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Watched it in the nude <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why are you smiling <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Mathematics <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You have lost me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was just after half time <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When whist getting a soft drink <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That her ex teacher from Kimberley’s <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Came up to her and said hello <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It took a while for her to look him in the eye <\/p>\n\n\n\n
After that she was okay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was like she had been doing it for years <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that it secretly turned her on <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It that not against the spirit of naturism <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Possibly but who am I to complain
Silly Boy<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I went on a naturist holiday With Burnt Norton It was her first time What did she think of it To be truthful she was a little shy As she thinks she is fat Is she fat Far from it Did she relax after a while Yes as everybody else was naked Nobody really gives […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25327","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25327","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25327"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25327\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25344,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25327\/revisions\/25344"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25327"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25327"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25327"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}