{"id":25334,"date":"2025-03-16T12:09:55","date_gmt":"2025-03-16T12:09:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25334"},"modified":"2025-03-16T16:58:30","modified_gmt":"2025-03-16T16:58:30","slug":"east-coker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/16\/east-coker\/","title":{"rendered":"East Coker"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mr Coker <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Please call me East <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yeast <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In your Memoirs of a Paperboy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You say that you once saw <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your Geography teacher <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Quite naked in her lounge <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst delivering papers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that true as it sounds far fetched<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or the Wet Dreams <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of a Sad Bastard <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is very true as I was in the habit <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Of crossing her lawn in the mornings <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a short cut to Little Giddings next door <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was strolling around after a bath I imagine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What were your thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Guilt I thought I would get in trouble <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I had Double Geography first lesson <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I thought I might get lines or be expelled <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How old were you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Twenty-eight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did anything happen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nothing at all <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was just I felt I knew Miss Gobline very well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In what way <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I knew that she was not a natural blonde <br><br><br><br>Silly Boy<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mr Coker Please call me East Yeast In your Memoirs of a Paperboy You say that you once saw Your Geography teacher Quite naked in her lounge Whilst delivering papers Is that true as it sounds far fetched Or the Wet Dreams Of a Sad Bastard It is very true as I was in the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25334","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25334","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25334"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25334\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25348,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25334\/revisions\/25348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25334"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25334"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25334"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}