{"id":25357,"date":"2025-03-17T10:26:29","date_gmt":"2025-03-17T10:26:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25357"},"modified":"2025-03-17T10:28:00","modified_gmt":"2025-03-17T10:28:00","slug":"favourite-things-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/17\/favourite-things-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Favourite Things"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Joe I am so mad <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was driving down to see your mother <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I was held up by unannounced roadworks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It caused a gridlock <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I enquired why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The first Cambridge graduate hardly spoke any English <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">His dusky partner had the intelligence of a slug <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The third Cambridge graduate told me that these were emergency roadworks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Gas Electricity Water I enquired <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No the internet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The fucking internet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When you talk about decay I understand you fully <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Thank you for contacting your mother <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am still steaming<br><br><br><br>Martha x <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe I am so mad I was driving down to see your mother When I was held up by unannounced roadworks It caused a gridlock When I enquired why The first Cambridge graduate hardly spoke any English His dusky partner had the intelligence of a slug The third Cambridge graduate told me that these were [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25357","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25357","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25357"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25357\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25360,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25357\/revisions\/25360"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25357"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25357"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25357"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}