Where were you Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was worried about ewe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ewe said that ewe were<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Going to take a nap <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But when I returned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ewe had vanished <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not stress Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I just decided <\/p>\n\n\n\n
To visit our Jewish aunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Funny man Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Always playing with words <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have just read <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your essay on toxic masculinity <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your thoughts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I liked it but many will not <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Such as <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Feminists <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Somerset Levels <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One has to fully understand irrigation <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are talking in riddles Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is all rather absurd Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The whole thing is absurd <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As you know I understand women well <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But they do have odd behaviours <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This differ from men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are wired differently <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Am I wired differently from ewe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
You are just wired differently <\/p>\n\n\n\n
If I did not know that you meant no malice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then I would be angry with you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I might have slapped you little bro <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toxic femininity methinks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The silly thing is that 99.99% of men <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are not toxic far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But feminists do not see it that way<\/p>\n\n\n\n
And because of that things decay <\/p>\n\n\n\n
They burn their own bridges <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And then find out they cannot swim <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The absurdity of the current debates <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is like picking cherries in outer space <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is all that I have to say sis <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As this conversation bores me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is like discussing a void <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And about as useful <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We all know who the bad guys are <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Logic dictates that we should work together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
All tumours should and need to be destroyed <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There are no other answers Josie <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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