I was sharing a bath with Hildegart Rodriguez Carballeira<\/p>\n
She was the most intelligent girl in Spain<\/p>\n
We will be crossing the equator in three hours <\/i><\/p>\n
What shall we do?<\/i><\/p>\n
The usual I will chase you and the other crew members around the boat with shaving foam and we will fight with olive oil <\/i><\/p>\n
And after? <\/i><\/p>\n
We will all jump into the sea naked <\/i><\/p>\n
But what about the brandy? <\/i><\/p>\n
It is the only alcohol we have left on board <\/i><\/p>\n
And yes we will offer the sea a share of our brandy<\/i><\/p>\n
Do you know what I am going to do? <\/i><\/p>\n
Tell me <\/i><\/p>\n
I am going to steal a famous painting from an art gallery <\/i><\/p>\n
You will not be able to sell it <\/i><\/p>\n
I do not intend to sell it <\/i><\/p>\n
I will erase whatsoever is captured on the canvas <\/i><\/p>\n
Why? <\/i><\/p>\n
And then I shall ask the so-called experts whether the work can still be considered art <\/i><\/p>\n
Or is it not art as I am a nobody <\/i><\/p>\n
Have I just been destructive or am I a greater artist than the master <\/i><\/p>\n
You have lost me<\/i><\/p>\n
If I was Goya and I erased a Titian would the act be considered art because I am equally as famous <\/i><\/p>\n
Is it a creative act?<\/i><\/p>\n
That is the question \u00a0<\/i><\/p>\n
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