{"id":25534,"date":"2025-03-25T12:41:40","date_gmt":"2025-03-25T12:41:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25534"},"modified":"2025-03-25T12:49:33","modified_gmt":"2025-03-25T12:49:33","slug":"treat-yourself","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/03\/25\/treat-yourself\/","title":{"rendered":"Treat Yourself"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">and we&#8217;ll treat your lawn <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">the flyer that dropped <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">through my post box <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">announced that a certain company <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">would seed feed and weed my lawn <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">this excited me so much  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">that i soon added to the artwork <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">the blonde with her back to me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">suddenly received a prominent butt crack <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">even though she was wearing slacks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">silly faces were added to other characters <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">and I wrote <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">ART IS DEAD <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">on the generous skirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">of the raven girl <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">who was nearest <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">to the camera <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">i also considered adding <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">a likeness of JESUS CHRIST <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">to the cross section <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">of the wooden table <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">but chose not to do so <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>and we&#8217;ll treat your lawn the flyer that dropped through my post box announced that a certain company would seed feed and weed my lawn this excited me so much that i soon added to the artwork the blonde with her back to me suddenly received a prominent butt crack even though she was wearing [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25534","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25534","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25534"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25534\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25539,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25534\/revisions\/25539"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25534"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25534"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25534"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}