I was sharing a bath with Hildegart Rodriguez Carballeira<\/p>\n
She was the most intelligent girl in Spain<\/p>\n
We will be crossing the equator in three hours <\/i><\/p>\n
What shall we do?<\/i><\/p>\n
The usual I will chase you and the other crew members around the boat with shaving foam and we will fight with olive oil <\/i><\/p>\n
And after? <\/i><\/p>\n
We will all jump into the sea naked <\/i><\/p>\n
But what about the brandy? <\/i><\/p>\n
It is the only alcohol we have left on board <\/i><\/p>\n
And yes we will offer the sea a share of our brandy<\/i><\/p>\n
Do you know what I am going to do? <\/i><\/p>\n
Tell me <\/i><\/p>\n
I am going to do nothing <\/i><\/p>\n
Feral Feather Flowers White <\/i><\/p>\n
What did you say?<\/i><\/p>\n
Feral Feather Flowers White <\/i><\/p>\n
What does that mean? <\/i><\/p>\n
Nothing <\/i><\/p>\n
Such as Esso Red and Esso White <\/i><\/p>\n
Exactly <\/i><\/p>\n
Why are we sharing this bath? <\/i><\/p>\n
To save water<\/i><\/p>\n
Water is scarce in the summer <\/i><\/p>\n
We have achieved our objective <\/i><\/p>\n
It was an abstract objective <\/i><\/p>\n
How do you know that we have saved water?<\/i><\/p>\n
Because if we took baths separately we would use twice the amount of water <\/i><\/p>\n
That would be true if there was enough water for two baths <\/i><\/p>\n
Please would you get out of the bath for a moment <\/i><\/p>\n
Hildegart Rodriguez Carballeira climbed out of our bath and stood by the door<\/p>\n
I am in the bath alone do you agree?<\/i><\/p>\n
Yes<\/i><\/p>\n
Then am I saving water?<\/i><\/p>\n
Yes<\/i><\/p>\n
Why?<\/i><\/p>\n
Because up to a few seconds ago I was sharing it with you <\/i><\/p>\n
Please return to the bath <\/i><\/p>\n
Hildegart Rodriguez Carballeira returned to the bath<\/p>\n
We have not saved water you know<\/i><\/p>\n
Why do you say that? <\/i><\/p>\n
Because of the wasted water on the floor<\/i><\/p>\n
Feral Feather Flowers White <\/i><\/p>\n
Do you disagree with me?<\/i><\/p>\n
Esso Red and Esso White<\/i><\/p>\n
My vacancy is my argument <\/i><\/p>\n
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