{"id":2557,"date":"2016-08-27T11:18:02","date_gmt":"2016-08-27T11:18:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stuartmillerosborne.co.uk\/?p=2557"},"modified":"2016-08-27T11:18:33","modified_gmt":"2016-08-27T11:18:33","slug":"crossing-the-equator-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2016\/08\/27\/crossing-the-equator-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Crossing the Equator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was sharing a bath with Hildegart Rodriguez Carballeira<\/p>\n<p>She was the most intelligent girl in Spain<\/p>\n<p><i>We will be crossing the equator in three hours <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>What shall we do?<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>The usual I will chase you and the other crew members around the boat with shaving foam and we will fight with olive oil <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>And after? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>We will all jump into the sea naked <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>But what about the brandy? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>It is the only alcohol we have left on board <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>And yes we will offer the sea a share of our brandy<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Do you know what I am going to do? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Tell me <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I am going to press a flower in a book of philosophy<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>A large thick book of philosophy<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Whose book will it be? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I have many books of philosophy <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Choose one <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Very well <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I shall select V G Belinsky a great Russian thinker<\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>What flower will you press? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>I have not decided yet <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Choose the most beautiful flower that you can find <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Why? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Because without beauty the world is nothing <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Then I shall choose the ugliest flower <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Why? <\/i><\/p>\n<p><i>Because flowers are the true revolutionaries<\/i><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was sharing a bath with Hildegart Rodriguez Carballeira She was the most intelligent girl in Spain We will be crossing the equator in three hours What shall we do? The usual I will chase you and the other crew members around the boat with shaving foam and we will fight with olive oil And [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2557"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2557"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2557\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2557"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2557"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2557"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}