I was sharing a bath with Hildegart Rodriguez Carballeira<\/p>\n
She was the most intelligent girl in Spain<\/p>\n
We will be crossing the equator in three hours <\/i><\/p>\n
What shall we do?<\/i><\/p>\n
The usual I will chase you and the other crew members around the boat with shaving foam and we will fight with olive oil <\/i><\/p>\n
And after? <\/i><\/p>\n
We will all jump into the sea naked <\/i><\/p>\n
But what about the brandy? <\/i><\/p>\n
It is the only alcohol we have left on board <\/i><\/p>\n
And yes we will offer the sea a share of our brandy<\/i><\/p>\n
Do you know what I am going to do? <\/i><\/p>\n
Tell me <\/i><\/p>\n
I am going to build a garden shed from the remains of an ocean going yacht <\/i><\/p>\n
Why would you destroy a much travelled beautiful yacht to construct a humble garden shed? <\/i><\/p>\n
Because it was originally a garden shed <\/i><\/p>\n
And this bath?<\/i><\/p>\n
This bath was originally a security fence <\/i><\/p>\n
But why should you not make the shed from the remains of the security fence?
\n<\/i><\/p>\n
Because it is not organic <\/i><\/p>\n
Are you saying that this bath is not organic? <\/i><\/p>\n
Yes<\/i><\/p>\n
But it contains two living creatures <\/i><\/p>\n
One lovelier than the other <\/i><\/p>\n
Thank you <\/i><\/p>\n
Beauty is an abstract<\/i><\/p>\n
I am large<\/i><\/p>\n
What is large? <\/i><\/p>\n
I am large<\/i><\/p>\n
Hildegart Rodriguez Carballeira \u00a0stood up in the bath<\/p>\n
I am large <\/i><\/p>\n
Whether you are large or not is of no consequence <\/i><\/p>\n
Do you think that this bath considers you large? <\/i><\/p>\n
Do you think that the security fence considers you large?<\/i><\/p>\n
You have an ample bottom and full breasts <\/i><\/p>\n
But you are not large<\/i><\/p>\n
Hildegart Rodriguez Carballeira slid back into the bath<\/p>\n
There was very little displacement of water<\/p>\n
See you have hardly disturbed our bath water <\/i><\/p>\n
That is because I am not here <\/i><\/p>\n
You have imagined me <\/i><\/p>\n
I am in your garden shed <\/i><\/p>\n
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