{"id":25670,"date":"2025-04-01T09:23:21","date_gmt":"2025-04-01T08:23:21","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25670"},"modified":"2025-04-01T09:27:03","modified_gmt":"2025-04-01T08:27:03","slug":"tabitha-the-cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/01\/tabitha-the-cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Tabitha the Cat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I hate our fucking cat Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because she is a selfish bitch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is normally okay with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I could hear her howling from my room <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And went down to let her in <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But she was not there <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was standing there stark fucking naked <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was cold and I was freezing <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I had to call her twice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She always responds to me Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What is your secret <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is easy <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I always call her Tabitha <br><br><br><br><br>Joe &amp; Josie 2541<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hate our fucking cat Joe Why Because she is a selfish bitch She is normally okay with me I could hear her howling from my room And went down to let her in But she was not there I was standing there stark fucking naked It was cold and I was freezing I had [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25670"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25670\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25673,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25670\/revisions\/25673"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}