{"id":25682,"date":"2025-04-01T22:41:09","date_gmt":"2025-04-01T21:41:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25682"},"modified":"2025-04-01T22:51:18","modified_gmt":"2025-04-01T21:51:18","slug":"the-happiness-of-my-sister","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/01\/the-happiness-of-my-sister\/","title":{"rendered":"The Happiness of my Sister"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I always thought that Janet <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Had a poor taste in men <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They were mostly losers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Looking for suitable mothers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Or insipid pale drifters<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They came and went <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Until she met Sonny <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who I disliked instantly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was flash and featureless <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And soon broke her heart <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> I picked up the pieces as normal<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was then that we decided <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To hit the long and winding road <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I always thought that Janet Had a poor taste in men They were mostly losers Looking for suitable mothers Or insipid pale drifters They came and went Until she met Sonny Who I disliked instantly He was flash and featureless And soon broke her heart I picked up the pieces as normal It was then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25682","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25682","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25682"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25682\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25689,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25682\/revisions\/25689"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25682"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25682"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25682"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}