Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Kew <\/p>\n\n\n\n
There is nothing to worry about <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Carry on <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In short Josie has been arrested <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Oh dear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What has she done <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What happened <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were wandering across Hyde Park <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When a couple of cops stopped us <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of Josie’s tee shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Baader Meinhof one <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It appears that it offended a snowflake <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was asked to cover up <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which she refused to do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The idiot cop then said that she would be arrested<\/p>\n\n\n\n
If she did not cover her tee shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did Josie comply <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She removed her tee shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think I know what you are going to say <\/p>\n\n\n\n
She was not wearing a bra <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And held the tee shirt above her head <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Inviting passers by to inspect the shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that you need to come and sort this out <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did anything else happen Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sisters together <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I removed my shirt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were you wearing a bra <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was I this morning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We were both arrested <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fuck knows <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie did not help when she told the thicker of the two cops <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That he would be better off catching rapists and other bad guys <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A large number of people photographed us <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Topless in Hyde Park <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It will probably be online by now<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sephine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am proud of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am proud of Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will frame these photographs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bravo Bravo Bravo <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where are you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In a pig farm near the park <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will ring Forbes Frazer <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As the cops have overstepped the mark <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What tee shirt were you wearing<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My Lourdes one from last year <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did that offend anyone <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not to my knowledge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The tee shirt that Josie was wearing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was openly available in Camden Market <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Along with all the rainbow shit that fucks me off<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will chat to Forbes and he will register a formal complaint <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you think we will be prosecuted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is the normal police stupidity <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie’s tee shirt was certainly not offensive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Neither were your breasts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Far from it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am offended by all the rainbow shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But I do not go running to a pig farm<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Every time noting that my feeling have been hurt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you see who caused this <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was it appears a fat dyke with blue hair <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you speak to her <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie called her a fat cunt <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Nice start Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do not worry Sephine as Forbes will have you out very soon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will meet and drive down with him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is Josie calm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Need you ask <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When this shit is all over <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will take you both out for dinner <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sounds good <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Keep you phone clear and note everything down <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe you are so calm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am calm on the outside <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That is all <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you sympathise with the RAF <\/p>\n\n\n\n
In certain ways yes but it was before I was born <\/p>\n\n\n\n
One has always to remember that those who abuse power <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Risk being in the cross hairs and that is why assassinations occur<\/p>\n\n\n\n
It rarely surprises me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hanging now as Forbes is on the other line <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was quick <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was texting as we chatted <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Message the location of farm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Keep an eye on Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am so proud of you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
x<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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