{"id":25711,"date":"2025-04-02T22:25:31","date_gmt":"2025-04-02T21:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25711"},"modified":"2025-04-02T22:25:31","modified_gmt":"2025-04-02T21:25:31","slug":"showing-my-bum-in-a-cardboard-city","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/02\/showing-my-bum-in-a-cardboard-city\/","title":{"rendered":"Showing my Bum in a Cardboard City"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I do not know why I wrote this <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the loo in this lovely theatre <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Was innocent of any pastel colours <br><br><br>The city of my birth is not a cardboard city <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And I am as I write this poem fully dressed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I also have no plans to show my bum today <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I do not know why I wrote this As the loo in this lovely theatre Was innocent of any pastel colours The city of my birth is not a cardboard city And I am as I write this poem fully dressed I also have no plans to show my bum today<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25711"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25711\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25712,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25711\/revisions\/25712"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}