{"id":25812,"date":"2025-04-07T16:12:50","date_gmt":"2025-04-07T15:12:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25812"},"modified":"2025-04-07T16:14:14","modified_gmt":"2025-04-07T15:14:14","slug":"the-funeral-of-my-wet-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/07\/the-funeral-of-my-wet-dreams\/","title":{"rendered":"The Funeral of my Wet Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I buried the last of my wet dreams today <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was a sombre occasion <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I had expected it would be <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There were no mourners <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just a few careless seagulls <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hunting for food <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I buried the last of my wet dreams today It was a sombre occasion As I had expected it would be There were no mourners Just a few careless seagulls Hunting for food<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25812","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25812","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25812"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25812\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25814,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25812\/revisions\/25814"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25812"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25812"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25812"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}