{"id":25851,"date":"2025-04-09T10:54:31","date_gmt":"2025-04-09T09:54:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25851"},"modified":"2025-04-09T10:57:22","modified_gmt":"2025-04-09T09:57:22","slug":"joe-josie-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/09\/joe-josie-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Joe &#038; Josie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You are late Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Where were ewe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was stopped by a cop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Search me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did he <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">No <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then why were you stopped <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He wanted to know where I was <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Between ten and eleven <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What did you say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I told him that I was at a posh private school <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which is the reason that he is only a cop <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And why I own my own company <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You have said own twice in one sentence <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Shit happens sis shit happens <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You are late Joe Where were ewe I was stopped by a cop Why Search me Did he No Then why were you stopped He wanted to know where I was Between ten and eleven What did you say I told him that I was at a posh private school Which is the reason that [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25851","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25851","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25851"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25851\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25854,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25851\/revisions\/25854"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25851"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25851"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25851"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}