{"id":25855,"date":"2025-04-09T11:06:30","date_gmt":"2025-04-09T10:06:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=25855"},"modified":"2025-04-09T11:40:52","modified_gmt":"2025-04-09T10:40:52","slug":"jaws-joe-josie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/09\/jaws-joe-josie\/","title":{"rendered":"Jaws Joe &#038; Josie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Josie what is your favourite movie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Blue is the Warmest Colour  <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I found it very moving <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yours <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Jaws <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because it rhymes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you realise if you play Jaws backwards<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It is a very warm and tender film <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As the magical creature spends most of its time <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Giving limbs back to disabled people <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That explains the lack of wheelchairs Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This has confused me for many years <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Josie what is your favourite movie Blue is the Warmest Colour Why Because I found it very moving Yours Jaws Why Because it rhymes Do you realise if you play Jaws backwards It is a very warm and tender film As the magical creature spends most of its time Giving limbs back to disabled people [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25855","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25855","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25855"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25855\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":25858,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25855\/revisions\/25858"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25855"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25855"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25855"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}