Lads there had been a slight change of plan today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why is that Sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Well as you all know the current government has gone all soft and liberal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who is it today <\/p>\n\n\n\n
George Crawford the chap who shot the Prime Minister <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A bit harsh that I would have just fined him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That or community service Fred <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I agree <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Quiet in the ranks please <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This is what is going to happen today<\/p>\n\n\n\n
First of all please make your weapons safe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As I will soon approach the prisoner <\/p>\n\n\n\n
At his place of execution <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I do not want one you clowns <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Shooting me in the back <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am going to ask the prisoner one question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is that sir <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Believe it or not I will ask him whether he wants to be shot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it less cruel than life behind bars <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What I will do is give our hero George <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A stark choice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That being <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whether he wants to live or die <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Does he want to die in the next hour <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ripped apart by your shiny bullets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or die screaming in a godforsaken prison <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sometime in the future <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I can see where the government is coming from <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The offender should be given the choice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
George you probably heard of all that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I did <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am going to ask you a question <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fire away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Will you marry me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Sorry only joking <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you want to live or die <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that the choice <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you want to be ripped apart by bullets <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Or spend the rest of your days in HMP Wye Valley <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Wye Valley <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes it one of our most precious prisons <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It has all the facilities you would expect <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is it like an up market hotel <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Better <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The only difference is that you will never leave <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What would you do <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would probably choose prison <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This said you did the country a great service <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But were stupid enough to get caught <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Are you a do it yourself type of guy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I suppose I am as when Shelia asks me to do something around the house <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I tell her to do it herself <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This third option lets you decide how you want to die <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I will give a weapon from our huge arsenal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You can decide when where and how <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do need an answer now as the squad is getting restless <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is your name Simon <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How do you know that George <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is on your <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Happy to Help badge <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Simon<\/p>\n\n\n\n
My choice is —–<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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