{"id":26001,"date":"2025-04-16T12:30:28","date_gmt":"2025-04-16T11:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=26001"},"modified":"2025-04-16T12:39:57","modified_gmt":"2025-04-16T11:39:57","slug":"rats-that-swim","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/16\/rats-that-swim\/","title":{"rendered":"Rats that Swim"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This id nit mu voice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I so not speak like this <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was illiterate until I ws nine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They thought that there was something <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Wrong with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then I blossomed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I no longer live in this street <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I do visit my parents <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And paek my flash motor <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">In front of their house<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I pay one of the local toerags <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To keep an eye on my wheels <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mum and Dad now own their own house<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I brought it for them as they would not move <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Monica too I have helprf her and Jamie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All i ask for is respect just respect <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are those who cross me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But they do not last for very long <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Just look at the flyovers if you get my drift <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Ib time I will move away with Jilly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Somewhere rural and posh <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But I still have outstanding business <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As other people are getting too ambitious <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Know youe limits is what I say <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But some dont which is bad news for them <br><br><br>Trevor Wise <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This id nit mu voice I so not speak like this I was illiterate until I ws nine They thought that there was something Wrong with me And then I blossomed I no longer live in this street But I do visit my parents And paek my flash motor In front of their house I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26001","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26001","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26001"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26001\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26006,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26001\/revisions\/26006"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}