{"id":26081,"date":"2025-04-19T15:13:22","date_gmt":"2025-04-19T14:13:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=26081"},"modified":"2025-04-19T15:25:03","modified_gmt":"2025-04-19T14:25:03","slug":"erotic-car-crashes-in-portugal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/19\/erotic-car-crashes-in-portugal\/","title":{"rendered":"Erotic Car Crashes in Portugal"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When I was nineteen <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I suffered a serious car crash in Portugal <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Apart from cuts and a few  bruises <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I was totally uninjured <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The driver of my taxi <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who was also unhurt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Likened the whole episode <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To that of a religious experience <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Whilst believing him <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found my experience <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To be far more erotic <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When I was nineteen I suffered a serious car crash in Portugal Apart from cuts and a few bruises I was totally uninjured The driver of my taxi Who was also unhurt Likened the whole episode To that of a religious experience Whilst believing him I found my experience To be far more erotic<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26081","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26081","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26081"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26081\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26088,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26081\/revisions\/26088"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26081"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26081"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26081"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}