{"id":26123,"date":"2025-04-21T21:07:46","date_gmt":"2025-04-21T20:07:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=26123"},"modified":"2025-04-21T21:14:00","modified_gmt":"2025-04-21T20:14:00","slug":"fucking-midgets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/21\/fucking-midgets\/","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Midgets"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lucy used to choose her boyfriends with care <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">If she did make a mistake then I would step in<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And sort the mess out sometimes violently <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This caused me to be arrested on a couple of occasions <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But then she discovered midgets both male and female <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And started fucking them with little or no care <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She told me that their large heads and truncated bodies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Turned her on and unnaturally wet to the point of embarrassment<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She was also turned on by cramped spaces and small doors <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As she imagined that midgets might be hiding nearby <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lucy then left my world and hit the road for quite a while<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Leaving  only vague communications <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> When she was broke or needed my protection <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am on a train to Seattle to pick my sister up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I have purchased a ticket for her<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As whether she likes it or not <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">She is returning with me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Lucy used to choose her boyfriends with care If she did make a mistake then I would step in And sort the mess out sometimes violently This caused me to be arrested on a couple of occasions But then she discovered midgets both male and female And started fucking them with little or no care [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26123"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26126,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26123\/revisions\/26126"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}