I absolutely hate Joe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I really hate him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I purchased some tickets for the Arsenal game <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But he turned his nose up at them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Such is his contempt for women’s football <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He thinks it is not real football <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Just a bunch of dykes kicking a ball<\/p>\n\n\n\n
He is a typical toxic man in a woman’s body <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What do you mean Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I have never understood a man <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who understands women as he does <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He totally understands me <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His poetry is very feminine at times <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And his gentleness is legendary <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But he is such a fucking pig <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I bullied him into going the game <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And all he could say was how poor it was <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A pure over hyped confectionery <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He also asked me to point out the straight bitches <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Away from the carpet munch girls <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then it was the vote for the best arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who won <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Katie I am surprised at you <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The number ten I believe <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What did his girlfriend say <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think that she understood him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As most dominant males become uncomfortable <\/p>\n\n\n\n
When women invade their sacred places <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Football has always been their church <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Their high domain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And now it has been challenged <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That makes sense <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I know it does <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But he does fuck me off with his opinions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie I do not want to be unkind <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But you are very like your brother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Your opinions are very similar <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The only way that you differ <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that you are a beautiful bicycle<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Whereas Joe is as straight as a Roman road <\/p>\n\n\n\n
He considers that faggots and the like are mentally ill <\/p>\n\n\n\n
His views are very Catholic as are yours <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you like it Katie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Like what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
This Joe and Josie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you write it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Joe is so busy with his poetry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That he has neglected his Joe and Josie’s <\/p>\n\n\n\n
So he has asked me to ghost them <\/p>\n\n\n\n
For the next few weeks <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie you are just like your brother <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Meaning <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That you can be loved and hated at the same time<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Josie is a mad girl Katie <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wish you were <\/p>\n\n\n\n
As it would be easier to understand you <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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