{"id":26182,"date":"2025-04-24T09:10:27","date_gmt":"2025-04-24T08:10:27","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=26182"},"modified":"2025-04-24T09:13:08","modified_gmt":"2025-04-24T08:13:08","slug":"norma-apple-juice","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/04\/24\/norma-apple-juice\/","title":{"rendered":"Norma Apple Juice"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">They used to lay wooden planks <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Over the flooded meadows <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I could see them from my bedroom window <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And then the floods grey worse <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And they floated away and became jammed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Under the towns one and only bridge <br><br><br>Norma Jean Bridge was her real name <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But everybody called her Norma Apple Juice <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because of her soft and rosy complexion <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They used to lay wooden planks Over the flooded meadows I could see them from my bedroom window And then the floods grey worse And they floated away and became jammed Under the towns one and only bridge Norma Jean Bridge was her real name But everybody called her Norma Apple Juice Because of her [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26182","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26182","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26182"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26182\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26185,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26182\/revisions\/26185"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26182"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26182"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26182"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}