Yesterday we were visited by a country parson<\/p>\n
Who found us naked in the orangery<\/p>\n
When he enquired of our dress<\/p>\n
We told him that we were Adam and Eve<\/p>\n
And that we were watching<\/p>\n
The many trees grow in our garden<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Yesterday we were visited by a country parson<\/p>\n
Who found us naked in the orangery<\/p>\n
When he enquired of Joanna\u2019s swollen belly<\/p>\n
We both laughed and embarrassed the poor man<\/p>\n
As he was well aware of her condition<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Yesterday we were visited by a country parson<\/p>\n
Who found us naked in the orangery<\/p>\n
When he enquired of our dress<\/p>\n
A cloud extinguished the sun<\/p>\n
For many minutes<\/p>\n
A dragon appeared<\/p>\n
Red in colour<\/p>\n
From between your legs<\/p>\n
It had seven heads and ten horns made from silver<\/p>\n
The parson raised his hand and startled the poor creature<\/p>\n
It fled into the darkened garden<\/p>\n
And as it did so<\/p>\n
It dislodged an apple<\/p>\n
From the tree of golden crowns<\/p>\n
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