I am a truck stop whore<\/p>\n
This is a fact<\/p>\n
I am also a professor of mathematics at a prestigious redbrick university<\/p>\n
I adore the perfumes of the human body and often do not shower for days before I lecture hoping that my students will share my odours<\/p>\n
What is sex without odours?<\/p>\n
I always shower before driving to one of the many truck stops outside of the city<\/p>\n
I wear my smartest suit<\/p>\n
Some of the truckers rub faeces into my hair as they fuck me others prefer to piss on my naked cunt<\/p>\n
You may be shocked by this but I understand their pain<\/p>\n
They explore my knowledge of mathematics<\/p>\n
They are thirsty for the knowledge<\/p>\n
The Music of Mathematics <\/i><\/b><\/p>\n 2+2+2=6<\/p>\n 4×7=28<\/p>\n<\/div>\n These are some of my favourites and I share these post cutie in their cabs<\/p>\n I observe their vacancy<\/p>\n The dullness of their eyes<\/p>\n They do not understand me<\/p>\n I am a slab of meat with a wet cunt that they the fuck in their filthy toilets<\/p>\n They do not know my name and do not care<\/p>\n Last week I told a Canadian trucker that I had only one door leading into my office<\/p>\n All my colleagues use this door<\/p>\n He showed little interest as he stuffed his stinking cock into my mouth<\/p>\n I did expect much more<\/p>\n At the university I only share my dreams with the janitor<\/p>\n He is from Asia and does not understand me<\/p>\n But our dreams are similar<\/p>\n I am his cutie and he is aware of that<\/p>\n He stole a pair of my unwashed panties from my case before I travelled to another city<\/p>\n I wonder if he masturbates into them when his wife is out<\/p>\n Thinking of my sweaty bush<\/p>\n I am his cutie and he is my beauty<\/p>\n My colleagues think I am stuffy<\/p>\n A Blue Stocking dry of cunt but wet of mind<\/p>\n My papers attract a great deal of attention<\/p>\n I am a genius in my field<\/p>\n But my cunt is a dustbowl<\/p>\n They do not approach me<\/p>\n They think I am a dry dyke<\/p>\n What is 248 x 2?<\/p>\n 496 you might answer<\/p>\n You might be right<\/p>\n All indications point to you being correct<\/p>\n 496 is a Perfect Number<\/p>\n What is a Perfect Number you ask?<\/p>\n Look it up Simon<\/i><\/p>\n <\/i>I say to the Chinese boy who stares at my tits<\/p>\n The answer is on page six Simon\u00a0<\/i> J(ok)e<\/p>\n Find it yourself<\/em><\/p>\n Mathematics is a science not yet fully understood <\/i><\/p>\n You know that as you fuck around with your oblique writings <\/i><\/p>\n What fun you must have up there <\/i><\/p>\n It is a lonely place and you know that <\/i><\/p>\n Come with me to the truck stop and let one of the filthy truckers ram his cock up your arse <\/i><\/p>\n If you ask him he will punch you in the face and draw blood <\/i><\/p>\n Are you listening to me? <\/i><\/p>\n Yes<\/i><\/p>\n Then why do you not answer? <\/i><\/p>\n I am listening to you <\/i><\/p>\n You know deep down that this work is a piece of shit <\/i><\/p>\n I am something of a visionary <\/i><\/p>\n Fuck off do me favour <\/i><\/p>\n Do you think that an academic such as myself would hang around truck stops to be humiliated by the filthy truckers? <\/i><\/p>\n Would a woman really want to be abused as much as you imagine? <\/i><\/p>\n I have only written about of what I have learned <\/i><\/p>\n From where? <\/i><\/p>\n Just generally over the years <\/i><\/p>\n Are you taking drugs again Stuart? <\/i><\/p>\n No I have never taken drugs <\/i><\/p>\n You are a liar <\/i><\/p>\n Seriously I am clean <\/i><\/p>\n Your imagination is diseased then <\/i><\/p>\n Possibly <\/i><\/p>\n I write without borders <\/i><\/p>\n Do not kid yourself <\/i><\/p>\n I am getting bored with this conversation please do not write about me again <\/i><\/p>\n It will be a pleasure Viola <\/i><\/p>\n We might share an appreciation of mathematics but that is all <\/i><\/p>\n And while I am on the subject I do not like the title of this work\u00a0 <\/i><\/p>\n It stinks you know<\/em><\/p>\n Truck Stop Whore<\/strong> <\/i><\/p>\n I like it <\/i><\/p>\n It shows no imagination at all<\/i><\/p>\n It was the best I could do <\/i><\/p>\n You are very limited Stuart<\/i><\/p>\n Maybe<\/i><\/p>\n Are we still friends <\/i><\/p>\n Tough love does not work with you does it? <\/i><\/p>\n Is that tough love?<\/i><\/p>\n What is tough love?<\/i><\/p>\n Stop fucking around Stuart and change that fucking title <\/i><\/p>\n I will if I can think of anything else<\/i><\/p>\n Think of something else as I am beginning fade once more<\/em><\/p>\n Goodnight Viola do travel safely\u00a0 <\/i><\/p>\n Goodnight Stuart and remember my advice <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" I am a truck stop whore This is a fact I am also a professor of mathematics at a prestigious redbrick university I adore the perfumes of the human body and often do not shower for days before I lecture hoping that my students will share my odours What is sex without odours? 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