When I was growing up<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I suddenly realised <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That I was a country lad <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I became aware of country lore <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Especially about sheep on their backs <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was all bollocks they do not die*<\/p>\n\n\n\n
They are just obsessed with astronomy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
But this helped me no end as I was obsessed the breasts <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I charged a look or a happy time in a cornfield <\/p>\n\n\n\n
On each occasion that I turned over a sheep <\/p>\n\n\n\n
(Having previously kicked them over in the morning)
Glenda F
There was also a pop singer named Glenda Fairbach <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wanked at her concerts until I was nearly blind <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who I liked very much when she was not banned <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I wanked at her concerts until I could not walk <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I Want Two Guys In My Arse <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Deeply In My Shitter \/Shoot It Up My Shitter <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Were just two more of her offerings <\/p>\n\n\n\n
My Anus Yearns For You Tonight <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was another love song under the stars <\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Day You Came in My Ass <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I think was the Bee Side Of<\/p>\n\n\n\n
The Day You Came In My Mouth <\/p>\n\n\n\n
We tried to sign her on Faggot Records <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But she did not respond <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Fick Noze Y <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yet she was part of my early education <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was not all about smelly figs and wet panties <\/p>\n\n\n\n
But of shit shot shit and unknown journeys <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Glenda Fairbach <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where Are U Now <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did you ever exist at all
Silly Boy<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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