{"id":26516,"date":"2025-05-17T05:32:37","date_gmt":"2025-05-17T04:32:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=26516"},"modified":"2025-05-17T05:32:37","modified_gmt":"2025-05-17T04:32:37","slug":"a-cheap-watch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/17\/a-cheap-watch\/","title":{"rendered":"A Cheap Watch"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I once found a cheap watch in the mud <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Near a secretive army base <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was no longer working <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And covered in mud <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I still have this watch <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which I have since cleaned up <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But it does not work <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although I am still under surveillance<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once found a cheap watch in the mud Near a secretive army base It was no longer working And covered in mud I still have this watch Which I have since cleaned up But it does not work Although I am still under surveillance<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26516","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26516","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26516"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26516\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26517,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26516\/revisions\/26517"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26516"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26516"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26516"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}