{"id":26669,"date":"2025-05-27T11:21:10","date_gmt":"2025-05-27T10:21:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=26669"},"modified":"2025-05-27T11:48:23","modified_gmt":"2025-05-27T10:48:23","slug":"angry-numbers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/27\/angry-numbers\/","title":{"rendered":"Angry Numbers"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I used to play in a punk band <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">We called ourselves <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Lucky Numbers <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">After the lead vocalist <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who I fancied rotten <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During one of our gigs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I found out that she was obsessed <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">With the poetry of Tom Eliot <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I pretended to be an expert <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And managed to get her into bed<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But she soon saw through me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Which caused problems <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Within the band <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The irony is that we now good friends <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And live in the same small town in Sussex<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to play in a punk band We called ourselves Lucky Numbers After the lead vocalist Who I fancied rotten During one of our gigs I found out that she was obsessed With the poetry of Tom Eliot So I pretended to be an expert And managed to get her into bed But she [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26669"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26669\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26678,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26669\/revisions\/26678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}