{"id":26735,"date":"2025-05-29T20:33:06","date_gmt":"2025-05-29T19:33:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=26735"},"modified":"2025-05-29T20:33:06","modified_gmt":"2025-05-29T19:33:06","slug":"chalkie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/29\/chalkie\/","title":{"rendered":"Chalkie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am going to tell you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Something that will <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Make you cry <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That is what I have paid for <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hurt me Chalkie Hurt me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Your dog is dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was run over this afternoon <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I want my money back <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because I do not own a dog <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then whose road kill is in the road <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you own a Corgi Chalkie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I own a Corgi but not a Corgi Chalkie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Then it must be mine <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you own a Corgi Annie <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes but it is only a Corgi <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There are two dogs dead in the road <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What makes you say that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">My larynx I believe <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Same time next week <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Now you are showing off <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I am going to tell you Something that will Make you cry That is what I have paid for Hurt me Chalkie Hurt me Your dog is dead It was run over this afternoon I want my money back Why Because I do not own a dog Then whose road kill is in the road [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26735","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26735","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26735"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26735\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26736,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26735\/revisions\/26736"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26735"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26735"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26735"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}