{"id":26754,"date":"2025-05-30T20:35:20","date_gmt":"2025-05-30T19:35:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=26754"},"modified":"2025-05-30T21:10:49","modified_gmt":"2025-05-30T20:10:49","slug":"my-friends-on-the-metro","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/05\/30\/my-friends-on-the-metro\/","title":{"rendered":"My Friend on the Metro"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Masters is a French singer <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Who performs with a silver crucifix <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Stitched into the crutch of her jeans <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">This has offended many conservatives <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And she has been condemned <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">By the Catholic Church <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Metro often travels without recognition <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">On various lines in Southern Paris<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Ages of Immortality Is Her Real Name <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Masters is a French singer Who performs with a silver crucifix Stitched into the crutch of her jeans This has offended many conservatives And she has been condemned By the Catholic Church Metro often travels without recognition On various lines in Southern Paris The Ages of Immortality Is Her Real Name<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26754","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26754","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26754"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26754\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26761,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26754\/revisions\/26761"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26754"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26754"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26754"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}