{"id":26832,"date":"2025-06-03T09:11:26","date_gmt":"2025-06-03T08:11:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=26832"},"modified":"2025-06-03T09:23:54","modified_gmt":"2025-06-03T08:23:54","slug":"rachel","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/03\/rachel\/","title":{"rendered":"Rachel"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Did you assassinate the judge yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because he was corrupt <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">He was supposed to <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Have had one of the finest minds <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">During his Oxford days <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Perhaps but everything dies <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Do you realise that if you are caught <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That you will be imprisoned <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For at least ten years <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But you will protect me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why should I protect you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because you admire direct action <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Anything else <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because you find me incredibly attractive <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">There is another reason <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Can you guess what it is Rachel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I know what it is <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That being <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You admire and love me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But far more importantly <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And this means everything <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> I understand the circle <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Did you assassinate the judge yesterday Yes Why Because he was corrupt He was supposed to Have had one of the finest minds During his Oxford days Perhaps but everything dies Do you realise that if you are caught That you will be imprisoned For at least ten years Yes But you will protect me [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26832"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26835,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26832\/revisions\/26835"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}