{"id":26836,"date":"2025-06-03T10:05:17","date_gmt":"2025-06-03T09:05:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=26836"},"modified":"2025-06-03T10:19:15","modified_gmt":"2025-06-03T09:19:15","slug":"cash-cashmere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/03\/cash-cashmere\/","title":{"rendered":"Cash &#038; Cashmere"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">John Jules <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Fancy meeting you again <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How are you Rachel<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Still going strong <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I can see that <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Well done <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Two more judges <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You used to be my prot\u00e9g\u00e9<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">But now you are my teacher <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I love your dogs <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">What are their names <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Cash and Cashmere <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Those are unusual names <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Why did you choose them <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Because there was no reason <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">For me not to choose these names <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I see that you are now a judge <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is that not dangerous for you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hide in the plain sight <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Spot on <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Half the cops in the country <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Are searching for me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">It was not logical to hide forever <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Mathematics is very clear about this <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">So I decided to become a judge <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Nobody will understand this paradox<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">How many judges so far <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I will assassinate another judge <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">And that will be my last <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Six is a perfect number <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">A serial killer of judges <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Is also a judge <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You certainly have style Rachel <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You taught me all I know <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">John Jules <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>John Jules Fancy meeting you again How are you Rachel Still going strong I can see that Well done Two more judges You used to be my prot\u00e9g\u00e9 But now you are my teacher I love your dogs What are their names Cash and Cashmere Those are unusual names Why did you choose them Because [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26836","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26836","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26836"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26836\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26842,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26836\/revisions\/26842"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26836"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26836"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26836"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}