{"id":26863,"date":"2025-06-04T08:10:22","date_gmt":"2025-06-04T07:10:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/?p=26863"},"modified":"2025-06-04T08:36:50","modified_gmt":"2025-06-04T07:36:50","slug":"it-is-all-very-silly","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/2025\/06\/04\/it-is-all-very-silly\/","title":{"rendered":"It Is All Very Silly Boy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Geraldine I hate it <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When you suffer from dire rear <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">You always tell me <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">That you are going <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">To the loo <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I am not fucking interested <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">As I hate fucking Cornwall <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">All Cornish women are mingers<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">I seriously prefer to fuck you <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When you are well <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Although I still draw the line at anal <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Geraldine I hate it When you suffer from dire rear You always tell me That you are going To the loo I am not fucking interested As I hate fucking Cornwall All Cornish women are mingers I seriously prefer to fuck you When you are well Although I still draw the line at anal<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26863","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26863","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=26863"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26863\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":26868,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26863\/revisions\/26868"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=26863"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=26863"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/stuartmillerosborne.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=26863"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}