Zora <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am told that you have an unusual hobby <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I do have unusual hobby <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I like shitting in public <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I would object if I was your girlfriend <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Public I said public not pubic <\/p>\n\n\n\n
And I agree that would be pretty gross <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why do you like shitting in public <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Let me make myself clear <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I am rather shy <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then why do you shit in public <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I like my turds to be seen by millions <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Explain <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you remember when the Queen died <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Queen who <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Elizabeth the Second <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is she dead <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Seriously<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was it on the news <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes after Match of the Day <\/p>\n\n\n\n
What is got to do with you shitting <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Everything and nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Confused . com <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Think about it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Go on <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her funeral was shown all around the world <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It was a golden opportunity to publicise my turds<\/p>\n\n\n\n
I was very clever as about a year before she died <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I found out the funeral route and decided to shit near Sidcup Services<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did it work <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Although some fucking beggar put part of it into his sandwich <\/p>\n\n\n\n
That was selfish of him <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Her it was a her like me
Have you been away <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Southern France <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Which part <\/p>\n\n\n\n
London <\/p>\n\n\n\n
London is not in Southern France <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Do you like the South of France <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Hate it<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because I like trains and Modernist architecture <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Was that not expensive <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Very <\/p>\n\n\n\n
How did you afford it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
I let an architect fuck me dry <\/p>\n\n\n\n
You sold your body then <\/p>\n\n\n\n
No I did it for free <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even anal <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Deep Seat Pizza <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Even that <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Where did you go <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Somewhere hot <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Did it have a name <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Roquebrune-Cap-Martin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Never heard of it <\/p>\n\n\n\n
It is near Westbury in Wiltshire <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Why did you choose <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Roquebrune-Cap-Martin<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Because of E-1027 <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Is that a bus<\/p>\n\n\n\n
No <\/p>\n\n\n\n
A medicine <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Not even warm <\/p>\n\n\n\n
Then what <\/p>\n\n\n\n
E-1027<\/strong> is a modernist<\/a> villa<\/a> in Roquebrune-Cap-Martin<\/a>, in the Alpes-Maritimes<\/a> department<\/a> of France<\/a>. It was designed and built from 1926\u20131929 by the Irish architect and furniture designer Eileen Gray<\/a> and the French\/Romanian Architect Jean <\/a> Badovici <\/p>\n\n\n\n Thank God for Wiki <\/p>\n\n\n\n Let us pray <\/p>\n\n\n\n What does it look like <\/p>\n\n\n\n A villa <\/p>\n\n\n\n Call me thick but what has this to do with shitting in public <\/p>\n\n\n\n Everything and nothing <\/p>\n\n\n\n Let me explain <\/p>\n\n\n\n The villa overlooks the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n So <\/p>\n\n\n\n It is obvious <\/p>\n\n\n\n Really <\/p>\n\n\n\n Apart from modernist villa’s what else do you find near the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n I do not have a clue <\/p>\n\n\n\n Railway lines <\/p>\n\n\n\n Losing me <\/p>\n\n\n\n There is a railway just behind the villa <\/p>\n\n\n\n Many trains pass by <\/p>\n\n\n\n Including <\/p>\n\n\n\n Le Train Bleu<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Why do they call it Le Train Bleu<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n\n Because of the sea <\/p>\n\n\n\n I think I know what you are going to say <\/p>\n\n\n\n Pray tell <\/p>\n\n\n\n That there is a path in view of the railway which is passed by many trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n How did you know that <\/p>\n\n\n\n It is logical Zora <\/p>\n\n\n\n If you shit on the footpath then it will be seen by many trains <\/p>\n\n\n\n And will be retained in the minds of the passengers <\/p>\n\n\n\n Am I right <\/p>\n\n\n\n More or less <\/p>\n\n\n\n Yes it will be a much travelled turd <\/p>\n\n\n\n But that is so yesterday <\/p>\n\n\n\n At a risk of repeating myself <\/p>\n\n\n\n Le Corbusier <\/p>\n\n\n\n Is that a cafe <\/p>\n\n\n\n No he was a world famous architect designer painter urban planner writer and one of the pioneers of modern architecture <\/p>\n\n\n\n So he did not own a cafe <\/p>\n\n\n\n No <\/p>\n\n\n\n When you say modern architecture do you mean those awful tower blocks where the lifts do not work and you are mugged when you go to the supermarket <\/p>\n\n\n\n Forget the supermarkets <\/p>\n\n\n\n Why <\/p>\n\n\n\n Because they closed down as soon as they opened<\/p>\n\n\n\n But yes Le Corbusier designed these buildings <\/p>\n\n\n\n The saved space and people on low incomes had somewhere to get high <\/p>\n\n\n\n I like that joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n What joke <\/p>\n\n\n\n Get high <\/p>\n\n\n\n Confused.com <\/p>\n\n\n\n Let is stop here <\/p>\n\n\n\n You shit on the route of the Queen’s funeral bash <\/p>\n\n\n\n Then some cunt ate your shit <\/p>\n\n\n\n Yes <\/p>\n\n\n\n You shit next to a railway line so the people travelling on the Blue Train <\/p>\n\n\n\n Could see your turds and remember them<\/p>\n\n\n\n How many people saw your turds <\/p>\n\n\n\n None <\/p>\n\n\n\n Why were the French on strike again <\/p>\n\n\n\n No <\/p>\n\n\n\n Then why <\/p>\n\n\n\n Was it eaten by another homeless person <\/p>\n\n\n\n No <\/p>\n\n\n\n Are you saying that the South of France is only for rich people <\/p>\n\n\n\n No I was saying that the Blue Train no longer runs <\/p>\n\n\n\n Have they changed the colour <\/p>\n\n\n\n No <\/p>\n\n\n\n It is far as I know just regional TGVs and the like <\/p>\n\n\n\n What project are you working on at present <\/p>\n\n\n\n Le Corbusier<\/p>\n\n\n\n I thought you would say that <\/p>\n\n\n\n I said Le Corbusier<\/p>\n\n\n\n Are you by any chance shitting in the rare lifts <\/p>\n\n\n\n That actually function in these massive high rises<\/p>\n\n\n\n Yes<\/p>\n\n\n\n Is this so that the poor cunts <\/p>\n\n\n\n Who skate through all the vomit and piss <\/p>\n\n\n\n Can come and count your turds<\/p>\n\n\n\n Right in one <\/p>\n\n\n\n How do you calculate the distance that your turds has travelled <\/p>\n\n\n\n What do lifts do <\/p>\n\n\n\n Go up and down and occasionally break down <\/p>\n\n\n\n It is basic mathematics <\/p>\n\n\n\n The lifts travel and the lost souls travel <\/p>\n\n\n\n What is the name of your hobby <\/p>\n\n\n\n Fuck knows but it keeps me regular Zora Yes I am told that you have an unusual hobby I do have unusual hobby What is that I like shitting in public I would object if I was your girlfriend Public I said public not pubic And I agree that would be pretty gross Why do you like shitting in public Let me 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